第25章 宝宝变太监了(2 / 2)

本来,调转在其他场合,调转是其他人,汪家好婆的这几句闲话也是在情在理,不会有啥联想,也不会叫人不开心。偏偏肖光棍正处在眼门前被取笑的尴尬处境,“结婚”又恰恰是肖光棍最痛的痛楚,一句闲话就让肖光棍闷心,再也忍不住了,气得要跳起来了。一气一急,平常笨嘴笨舌的肖光棍,一时想不出闲话来讲,闷牢,只会粗气直喘。

看热闹的人又是一阵哄笑。

肖光棍面孔涨得通红,老半天逼出一句不腻不三的闲话:“侬只太监的娘。”

汪家好婆一时没有听懂:“侬讲啥?”

肖光棍一看汪家好婆有点懵,气势落下去了,头胫骨就硬了起来,手指头朝汪家好婆一指:“我不结婚管侬啥事体,结不结婚是我的自由,侬管不着,侬儿子是只太监,看牢子,汪家门要断种了,侬去管管好蛮好了。”

关于宝宝“看见女人就吓煞”,“不敢结婚”的传说,在弄堂里老早已经传得风风雨雨了,就是汪家母子还蒙在鼓里,不晓得。肖光棍的闲话一出,弄堂里的人都心知肚明。不过,毕竟是人家的隐私,又不晓得是真是假,不便插嘴吧,眼看事态再发展下去,要出事体了,还是避开为好。于是,一个一个都悄悄地离开了现场。

汪家好婆一时不明白就里,宝宝哪能变成“太监”?!自家竟然变成“太监”的娘了?!噎牢了,呆笃笃立在那里动掸不得。

肖光棍顿感胜利,却也不敢恋战,趁汪家好婆呆笃笃的机会,转身逃回屋里去了。

等到汪家好婆明白过来,弄堂里只有伊孤身一人了,颜面扫地。

就在这个辰光,宝宝进弄堂了。

宝宝从阿姨屋里出来后,一路的郁闷,低头闷走,一路的心思,闷闷不乐。刚走进大弄堂,远远看到姆妈双手撑牢拐棒,孤零零立在小弄堂口,以为姆妈脚又出毛病了,走不了路了,心里一急,额骨头头上冷汗也滲出来了,急奔几步,跑到姆妈门前头,急切地问:“姆妈,哪能啦”

汪家好婆抬头,看到是宝宝,就像看到一个陌生人一样,盯牢子宝宝看了老半天,不认得一样。。

宝宝被看得莫名其妙,看得汗毛凌凌。问:“姆妈,出啥事体啦。”

汪家好婆讲:“侬还有面孔回来?侬还有面孔叫我姆妈?”

宝宝被讲得一面孔懵懂。讲:“到底出啥事体啦?”

宝宝闲话还没有讲光,汪家好婆一记耳光抡到了宝宝的面孔上,辣豁豁的痛,钻心的痛……

那一头,宝宝伊阿姨屋里也出乱子了,宝宝伊阿姨在屋里,看到宝宝垂头丧气地走了,心里“咯噔”一记,难过。等宝宝脚步声消失以后,像魂落掉了,竟然要动手烧夜饭了。

宝宝伊姨夫讲:“侬也不看看天色,烧夜饭还早了。”

宝宝伊阿姨却蛮不讲理,讲:“侬只晓得吃吃吃,夜饭不烧,啥地方来吃的东西。”

宝宝伊姨夫一看苗头不对,不响了。

啥人晓得,宝宝伊阿姨捡起菜的辰光,刚刚拿起来却又放下了,菜摊了一台子,却去淘米了,米还没有开始淘,一罐头米又撒了一地,嘴巴里叽叽咕咕地讲:“出鬼了。出鬼了。”一副落掉魂的腔调,看来夜饭也要吃不成功了。

宝宝伊姨夫看了眼里,心里明白,晓得宝宝伊阿姨是放心不下宝宝,怕宝宝想不通,会出啥事体,还担心,汪家好婆一旦晓得宝宝寻了个黑人老婆,母子俩搞成鸡飞狗跳、不好收拾。就讲:“好了,夜饭我来烧,侬去跑一趟吧。”

宝宝伊姨夫一提醒,马上换好衣裳,套上皮鞋,朝汪家好婆的屋里而去。

宝宝伊阿姨住的“宝通里”离47路公交站蛮近,出门,不要走几步路就到车站,乘上47路,不多一歇就到了汪家好婆的屋里。

一到汪家好婆屋里,就觉着有点异样,连屋里的大门也没关。宝宝伊阿姨推门进去,跨上楼梯,刚爬到半楼梯,就听到汪家好婆的哭嚎声:“侬只畜生,侬叫我哪能再有面孔进出这条弄堂?侬叫我哪能还好在这条弄堂做人?今早我就死给侬看……”紧接着一阵“哐当,哐当”的撞击声传过来,宝宝伊阿姨心一紧,紧赶两步,奔上楼梯,冲进房间。

宝宝伊阿姨一进房间,看到气氛被汪家好婆弄得非常紧张,宝宝紧紧抱牢汪家好婆,汪家好婆却在宝宝的怀抱里,疯狂地又是撕咬又是吼叫:“侬让我去死,侬让我去死,死了清爽,眼不见为净。”

宝宝伊阿姨叫了一声:“宝宝。”

宝宝扭头一看,是阿姨,立刻泪奔……

汪家好婆看到阿妹来了,就一把拉牢阿妹的手臂,一把眼泪一把鼻涕地哭诉起来:“阿妹,姐姐命苦啊,姐姐竭心竭肺把这个畜牲养大,供伊读到大学,满心希望伊能为汪家争气,啥人想到,叫伊钆朋友,伊不肯,叫伊结婚,伊不肯,叫伊养小囡,伊还是不肯。现在弄堂里统统叫这只畜牲是太监,我成了太监的娘了……”

宝宝伊阿姨看眼门前的腔势,晓得事体已经到了爆仓的地步了,就像滚脓的疖子,脓头发足,再焐下去,要烂肉烂骨头了,这幅境况,宝宝伊阿姨反倒冷静了,讲:“阿姐,侬讲哪能办?”

汪家好婆一听,就讲:“我人做够了,死掉拉倒。”说着,扭身就要朝墙头上撞过去。

宝宝吓得一个箭步冲过去,抱牢姆妈。

想不到,宝宝伊阿姨一声吼:“宝宝,松手,让侬姆妈去撞墙头。”

宝宝听了吓了一跳,顿时不知所措。手骨发抖,双脚发软。

汪家好婆听了,顿时呆牢了,反而不动了,僵在了原地。

静场……

宝宝伊阿姨又大声吼着:“侬不要因为宝宝的婚事弄得要死要活的,告诉侬,宝宝老早已经结婚了。”

汪家好婆猛地扭头,盯牢阿妹,眼乌珠瞪得比牛卵子还要大:“啥……啥……啥……”啥了半天,还是没有讲出啥名堂经……

宝宝伊阿姨上前,一把扶牢汪家好婆,把汪家好婆搀到椅子前头,让阿姐坐下来。讲:“侬相信我,就坐好,听我慢慢讲……”

汪家好婆真的听闲话地坐好了,抬头等着宝宝伊阿姨开口……

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