第1章 我亲自为你脱（1 / 1）
逍遥太监最风流
起风云
998 字
2023-09-24
“不知死活的东西，居然敢误了娘娘的好事，找死！”“还有你，延误时辰，罪不可赦！”“以及你这个废物笨手笨脚，成何体统！”林尘迷迷糊糊地睁开双眸，滚烫浓郁的鲜红血液顿时喷涌在脸上，让他目瞪口呆，脸色吓得煞白如雪。只见眼前一位宫装打扮的女人，正手持染血的利剑，一剑一颗脑袋，滚烫的血液铺满地板，散发着浓郁的腥臭气息。这！这是在演戏吗，怎么会如此逼真？林尘瞠目结舌，自己不过是个大学图书管理员，正值中秋放假彻夜通宵醉酒了一次，怎么一觉醒来就到了影视城？然而就在林尘百思不得其解的时候，雪亮的剑光再次划过，一颗鲜血淋漓的脑袋圆滚滚地落在了他眼前。鲜艳通红的血花浸染地面。林尘低头望着那血淋淋的脑袋，这一刻，他头皮发麻，只觉得背后寒气顺着脊梁骨直冲头顶！这特么哪里是在演戏，这是真的在杀人！林尘吓得亡魂直冒，下意识的就要惊呼出声，却被身边一位太监装扮的人狠狠拉住，压低声音骂道：“小尘子！你找死是不是，居然敢在这个时候乱说话，就不怕被砍了脑袋！”“小尘子？”林尘瞥了眼自己的太监服侍，心中如同陨石坠落汪阳，掀起滔天巨浪。我这是穿越了？还特么穿越成了一个太监！可惜一波未平一波又起，不等林尘真真切切地接受这个事实，就见层层台阶上的女人一步步走下，犀利冰冷地目光环视众人，厉声道：“果然是一群猪狗不如的废物，伺候皇后娘娘沐浴这种小事都干不好，要你们有何用？”目光森寒如同利剑，众多太监和宫女纷纷低头，一个个噤若寒蝉，哆哆嗦嗦地颤抖不已。林尘更是如坐针毡，有些慌不择神。骤然间！嗤啦一声，只见染血的剑锋一下落在林尘的肩膀上，吓得他额头上一滴滴冷汗滴落，就听这女人开口道：“抬起头来！”林尘内心叫苦不迭，足足上百位太监，怎么就偏偏找到了自己？但刀剑无眼，他只好乖乖地抬起下巴。司琴望着眼前棱角分明的林尘，眼神微微一滞，随即缓缓抬起长剑挑起林尘的下巴，红唇一开一合，淡淡道：“不错，就你了！”“立刻给我滚进去伺候娘娘沐浴，倘若再出现什么差池，地上的这几颗脑袋就是你的下场！”丝丝缕缕的寒风吹过，林尘冷冷的打了个寒颤。尤其是见到周围那些太监悲悯的目光，林尘再看眼前的甘露宫，如同踏入深渊地狱，脸色又白了三分。真是作孽啊！长得帅有什么错！林尘苦不堪言，但为了保住自己的这条小命，只好迈着沉重的步伐一步步踏入甘露殿。殿内红纱起伏，香气缥缈。十位长相清秀可人的侍女恭恭敬敬地排列两侧，伴随着缕缕檀香涌动，林尘隐约听到水花翻腾之声，不由自主地抬头看了眼。只见屏风之后，一个身材婀娜有致的身影正缓缓撩拨着水花，似是听到了外面的脚步声，这才淡淡问道：“人带来了？”“回娘娘，人带来了。”司琴微微低头，声音恭敬不已。“让他进来吧！”“是！”司琴小心翼翼地回应一声，在她那清冷欲要杀人的目光中，林尘只好咬牙缓缓走入屏风之内。浓郁的幽香扑鼻而来，林尘抬眸望去，就见皇后神色慵懒地躺在浴池之中，一张狐媚妖娆的俏脸，祸国殃民。狭长的丹凤美眸如同一泓秋水，妖媚勾人之间，又带着杀伐果断的狠辣。尤其是阵阵水花翻腾，有缥缈的白雾缭绕，遮住了她那宛如牛奶般的滑腻肌肤，美景朦胧之间，让林尘大为震撼。这皇后娘娘，还真是个妖精！皇后有意无意地打量着林尘，随即目光慵懒地打了个哈欠，“面相不错，若不是个阉狗，或许还能成为一个翩翩公子哥。”纤细修长的玉手舀起点点水花，皇后点了点下巴，“过来吧，为我沐浴！”“是……是，皇后娘娘。”林尘如遭雷击。在这后宫之中，皇后可谓是只手遮天，若她有个什么不满，不过勾勾手指便能让林尘死个成千上万次，他哪里敢有半分不从？
林尘小心翼翼地来到浴池边缘，伸手触摸到皇后那吹弹可破的肌肤，光滑、细腻，瞬间让他的心神剧烈颤抖。皇后黛眉紧蹙，沉声道：“废物！一点力气都没有吗？”林尘吓得心脏哆嗦，手指赶紧用力。酥酥麻麻的触感让皇后祸国殃民的俏脸上涌现出一抹享受之色，她双眸中隐约有水花涌动，如同烈焰的红唇轻启，“这……力道不错。”这声音，酥软魅惑，勾人心魄。刹那间，林尘只觉得全身热血汹涌，让他如雷轰顶，下意识地停下了手指！背后一片片冷汗汹涌，将衣衫都给湿透！自己哪里是个太监！这分明是假的！林尘现在看着眼前雪白诱人的风景在水花中连连涌动，心中忐忑到了极点。若是被皇后发现，只怕立刻会横尸当场！“嗯？”皇后蓦然睁开双眼，霸道凌厉的目光冷冷地看着林尘，“谁让你停下的？”“我……我……”林尘额头上一颗颗冷汗滑过脸颊，他头也不敢抬起，只能支支吾吾地抓着衣衫，如同一只热锅上的蚂蚁，哆哆嗦嗦地说道：“我……”“废物！”皇后黛眉紧蹙，双眸中寒光闪烁，厉声道：“将衣服脱了，给本宫进来沐浴！”“脱……脱了？”林尘眼神中满是惊骇之色，身体摇摇晃晃，更加瑟瑟发抖。这若是脱了衣服，那还了得？皇后眯了眯眼睛，语气愈发的冰冷淡漠，“本宫给你三个呼吸的考虑时间，你脱还是不脱？”最近转码严重，让我们更有动力，更新更快，麻烦你动动小手退出阅读模式。谢谢
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