第96章 绿帽子从天降(1 / 1)
逍遥太监最风流
起风云
1020 字
2023-09-24
“毕竟尚书大人这绿帽子,可是戴了很久了。”“什么绿帽子?”林尘每句话,赵河脸上的疑惑便多出一分,“少督说话,为何如此莫名其妙?”“能不能讲清楚些?”“绿帽子作用,与赵尚书头上官帽性质相同!”说到此,林尘的脸上不由浮现出一丝压制不住的笑意,“只不过,我说的这帽子是绿色的罢了!”“区区一顶帽子,有什么可看的。”赵河了然的同时,脸上的兴致也随之消散,“少督若无其他事情,我就不奉陪了!”“赵大人确定不去了?”林尘剑眉微挑间,玩味之色尽显,“我看你头上绿油油的,如同一片大草原。”“都能养马了!”“林少督!”赵河虽然听不懂什么意思,但知道林尘不怀好意,当即暴怒道:“我奉劝你好好说话!”“本官身为兵部尚书可不是李凛那种货色,任你挑衅!”此话一出,林尘心底的鄙夷险些压制不住。你都被人家戴绿帽子了,还看不起人家呢!“赵大人莫要动怒。”林尘撇撇嘴,继续吹捧赵河道:“我就是太崇拜赵大人!想亲耳听赵大人讲讲那些驰骋沙场的英雄事迹!”“所以特意选了个好地方,想跟赵大人边喝边聊天!”听到美酒,赵河水的眸色一亮,细细观察林尘,便见林尘神色坦然,不像作假,神情这才缓和了些,但却是毅然拒绝道:“本尚书还有事情要忙。”“至于我的那些英雄事迹,改日再谈!”赵河撂下几句话,转身便走。他公务繁忙,可没时间跟个没仕途的阉人浪费唇舌。“来拜访赵大人前,我特意打听了个地方,美酒不错。”而林尘前来的目的还未达到,又岂会作罢,“关键有尚书最爱的青梅酒。”“尚书确定不去?”此话出口同时,林尘的心中不由泛起冷笑。这赵河爱酒如命,老子就不信你不上当!林尘话音落下,赵河果然气势收敛。林尘心中的冷笑更浓,被老子盯上的人,就没有拿捏不住的。正在林尘思绪暗涌时,便听赵河偷着迫切的声音响起。“我也很久没有喝过青梅酒了,想起来,也是馋的紧呐!”喉结滚动间,赵河期待开口,“不知这京都之中,何处有这青梅酒?”“青梅酒就在雁青楼中。”林尘精光一转,继续热情澎湃的吹捧道:“因对太过崇拜大人,我一直关注赵大人的事迹,深知赵大人喜爱这青梅酒。”“所以,特意在雁青楼备好青梅酒与没味佳肴,与赵大人共饮。”“希望赵大人一定要赏脸!”“哈哈哈……好……”林尘的马屁拍的赵河仰天大笑,“林少督有心了!”“既然如此,本大人也不好驳了林少督的好意!”“赵大人这是说的哪里话。”林尘嗓音铿锵,态度诚恳道:“您赏脸共饮,我应该高兴才对!”“赵大人请!”“哈哈哈……林少督不必客气了!”赵河下巴微抬,语气高傲道:“等到了那雁青楼中,我一定将所以英雄事迹说与林少督听!”“到那时,怕是真的要说上三天三夜了,哈哈哈……”爽朗大笑间,赵河率先阔步迈出,林尘这才展露幸灾乐祸之色。使劲笑!现在老子哄的你有多高兴,一会儿你哭的就有多惨!雁青楼!月华如洗,清风习习!哗啦啦!林尘眸中闪过戏谑间,缓缓为赵河倒上一杯去浓醇清酒,“这青梅酒,我可是费了好大力气才弄到。”“赵大人一定要喝个痛快!”“来来来,林少督!”赵河一把接过酒坛,豪迈道:“酒当然是要大碗喝才痛快!”咕咚,咕咚!话音未落,赵河便迫不及待的痛饮起来。见此情景,林尘的眸子划过一抹鄙夷。传言赵河嗜酒如命,果然不假!喝喝喝!
r>你就喝吧,看你等会儿怎么搞!“还是林少督好本事!”“痛饮几口之后,赵河轻拭嘴角,满足道:“我遍寻酒家无数,也未曾找到如此醇香的青梅酒。”“找赵大人谬赞了。”林尘故作谦虚道:“我这点能耐,哪敢跟赵大人比。”“那是,想当年我在战场之上!”只见赵开河猛然一拍桌子,神色自得,声音也似能震碎耳膜,“那可是一夫当关,万夫莫开!”“谈笑间,敌方灰飞烟灭,所向披靡,无所不能!”“是是是!”吹捧的同时,林尘又启开一坛青梅酒,“我早就听说过大人的神勇!”“那是自然,我的妻子,大楚屈指可数的美人。”两坛青梅酒下肚,赵开河顿觉自己雄姿英发,滔滔不绝,“还有我那小妾,说是回眸一笑百媚生,都不为过!”“可惜了,你是个太监,你不懂做男人的乐趣,尤其是我家小妾,那滋味……啧啧……!”不懂你大爷!林尘心中及其鄙夷!老子连秦贵妃、云瑶这种绝世美女都睡了,还特么被你讽刺?我看你才不知道其中乐趣!心中再次将赵河鄙夷一番之后,林尘再次恭维道:“赵大人不愧是我大楚的兵部侍郎,果然厉害!”“虽然我是太监,但我听着都沸腾!”“那是!”赵河大口饮酒,剑眉飞扬,“萱素的姿色更胜我的夫人,尤其是那些风花雪月之事,更是甚得我心!”“让本大人,流连忘返,欲罢不能,而且!”赵河的声音戛然而止,瞳孔梦缩,林尘的眸中却是涌入讥讽之色。你特么的再给老子吹啊!怎么不吹了?“赵大人这是怎么了?”但林尘为假装不明所以的样子,顺着赵多河的视线看去。便见阁楼之上,李凛搂着赵萱素卿卿我我,赵萱素欲拒还迎,妩媚万分,两人渐入佳境,难分难舍。见此情形,林尘脸上笑意更浓。好戏登场!“李凛!”酒坛应声爆碎间,便见赵河额头已是青筋暴露,双目猩红,“好你个狗杂种,你找死!”最近转码严重,让我们更有动力,更新更快,麻烦你动动小手退出阅读模式。谢谢
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