第245章 要玩我?(小章3200字,…(1 / 2)

“我饿了……”</p>

“二哈,我饿了啊……”</p>

“我饿了啊……你能不能听我说话啊!”</p>

二哈气喘吁吁从林地中钻出来,斜眼瞅了上方的金刚鹦鹉一眼,无语的撇了撇嘴。</p>

“嗷呜……”</p>

“我也饿了啊……”</p>

“这什么鬼地方啊,路上连点吃的都没有……”</p>

诽谤了一句,二哈卖力的踏上了眼前的马路,环顾了四周一眼。</p>

整个马路上一辆车都没有。</p>

别说人了。</p>

狗都没有啊。</p>

沿着马路一步步前行。</p>

“呜呜呜呜,咱们回去吧!”</p>

金刚鹦鹉带着哭腔说道:</p>

“还不如在动物园里呢,咱们这过的什么日子啊!”</p>

“肚子都要饿扁了……”</p>

“不是,你到底想跑到哪里去?”</p>

从早上开始,这个二哈就跟疯了一样,带着自己一路狂奔,而且还是越来越远的位置。</p>

“嘘,有吃的了!”</p>

二哈突然低声吼了一句。</p>

看着眼前那个小饭馆,一溜烟赶紧冲了过去。</p>

有饭馆,那就肯定能弄到吃的了。</p>

现在无论如何也不能回去了。</p>

拆了那么多的东西,肯定不会有好下场的。</p>

万一苏白园长真的给自己结扎了呢?</p>

母狼怎么办?</p>

想到这里,二哈狠狠咬了咬牙,饿死也不回去。</p>

小心翼翼来到小饭馆门口,瞪着眼睛向里看了一眼,整个饭馆内漆黑一片。</p>

“嗷呜……”</p>

“走咱俩去后面!”</p>

二哈低吼了一声,轻车熟路的从一侧位置向后绕去。</p>

看着一人多高的墙,低头看了看自己的爪子。</p>

好像是上不去啊。</p>

“你飞进去给我把门打开!”</p>

蹲在后门口,冲着金刚鹦鹉指了指眼前这个木门。</p>

“卧槽,你是不是有病?”</p>

金刚鹦鹉看了一眼高大的木门,低头喝骂了一句。</p>

“我这体格能把门打开?”</p>

“吼……”</p>

“快去,肯定能打开,把门上的锁勾开就行了,我有经验,相信我……”</p>

二哈不耐烦的吼了一声。</p>

“快点,一会人起来了,还吃不吃饭了?”</p>

“听我的绝对没有错,老子打开的门没有100也有几十了……错不了!”</p>

金刚鹦鹉瞅了它一眼,这才扇动翅膀,从门头上方飞了进去。</p>

“嘎吱……”</p>

几分钟后。</p>

二哈将木门顶开,一个健步跳了进去。</p>

四下看了一眼。</p>

整个小饭馆后面居然是个小院,另一排有着两间低矮的平房。</p>

“呼噜……呼噜……呼噜……”</p>

一阵阵鼾声从一间平房内传来。</p>

二哈冲金刚鹦鹉使了个眼色,小心翼翼一步步走了过去。</p>

伸出爪子趴在窗台上,向里看了一眼。</p>

只见一个穿着厨师服的男人正躺在床上,睡的跟死猪一样。</p>

“走!!!”</p>

观察了许久之后。</p>

确信这个人已经睡的很死了,二哈这才转头冲饭馆后厨冲去。</p>

“砰……”</p>

“恩?”</p>

脚掌踩过一旁的地面,二哈身影猛的停了下来。</p>

“赶紧啊,都要饿死了……”</p>

金刚鹦鹉见它停了下来,催促了两句。</p>

二哈皱着眉头低头嗅了嗅,伸出爪子拍了拍底下的木板,脸上顿时露出古怪的神情。</p>

啥情况啊?</p>

这底下居然是空的?</p>

难道是……</p>

地窖?</p>

“嘶……”</p>

“别去厨房了,这里面绝对有好东西!”</p>

二哈嘶吼一声,连忙开始后退,伸出爪子开始在地面上刨了起来。</p>

“真的有东西?”</p>

“废话……你电视都白看了,这种小院里肯定是地窖啊!”</p>

“啧啧啧……那里面吃的肯定多!”</p>

金刚鹦鹉连忙飞下来,同样在地上开始寻找地窖的入口。</p>

“艹……”</p>

“怎么还有锁?”</p>

二哈看着挂着锁的木板,狠狠喝骂了一句。</p>

“这狗厨师太不是东西了,居然还锁上了,这是防谁呢?”</p>

“钥匙肯定在那个家伙身上,走……把钥匙弄出来!”</p>

金刚鹦鹉看着二哈又冲进了远处那间平房,连忙跟了上去。</p>

不得不说。</p>

二哈这家伙虽然不怎么靠谱,这胆子是真的大。</p>

足足几天的时间,就没有见过这家伙害怕过。</p>

说干什么就干什么。</p>

“呼噜……呼噜……呼噜!”</p>

听着床上传来的打呼声,二哈小心翼翼的爬上了床。</p>

低头看了一眼。</p>

上衣兜里没有。</p>

脖子上也没有。</p>

那就只能在裤子兜里了。</p>

“行动……”</p>

伸出爪子勾了勾这个厨师的裤兜。</p>

卧槽,居然是带拉链的?</p>

“你咬着给拉开,我掏钥匙……”</p>

将金刚鹦鹉喊下来,二哈压低声音说道:</p>

“千万不要出声,要不……”</p>

“砰……”</p>

话未说完。</p>

只见眼前的厨师直接翻了个身,一把将二哈搂进了怀里。</p>

二哈:o((⊙﹏⊙))o.</p>

金刚鹦鹉见状,迅速扇动翅膀,从床上飞了起来。</p>

“唔……好妹妹……热水多的很,等老子酒醒了再跟你好好玩玩!”</p>

“嘿嘿……”</p>

“妹妹你怎么不说话,是不是看不起老子,老子……是个厨师怎么了?照样能玩你们……你说不说话……”</p>

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