第152章 99.一举两得(2 / 2)

魏老婆婆闻言,冷笑说道:“我只听说过:‘临死拉个垫背的’,‘问斩拉个陪绑的’,倒未曾听说还有什么:‘倒霉拉个合伙的’?且看看我运气如何?所抽草儿是比你哥哥长?抑或比你抽的更短?”

她一面冷笑发话,一面便将虞心影手中的最后一根草儿,抽了出去。

结果,魏老婆婆所抽的草儿,竟比“笑翁”容不哭所抽较长那根,还要长一些。

虞心影目注“蛇发妖婆”百里夫人笑道:“百里夫人,请你记住,今夜黄昏,于‘玄冰凹’,对抗‘绝灭法王’呼延炳之战的出阵次序,是容老二第一,容老大第二,魏老婆婆第三。”

百里夫人笑道:“那位‘绝灭法王’呼延炳,是来对我叫阵,结果竟由魏老姊姊及两位容兄,代力出手,未免有点不好意思。”

虞心影扬眉笑道:“百里夫人,你不必不好意思,因为你也有相当任务。”

百里夫人问道:“虞令主有什么任务,分派给我?”

虞心影笑道:“夫人的任务多呢!假若容老二或容老大,胜了‘绝灭法王,呼延炳,你要为魏老婆婆举办下嫁喜事!假若容老大、容老二不胜,而由魏老婆婆得胜,你要为容家兄弟安排拜干娘的典礼。”

魏老婆婆失笑说道:“虞令主假若了好大半天,却未假若我和容老大、容老二等,一齐死在呼延炳的‘绝灭神功’之下。”

虞心影微笑摇头说道:“倘真如此,百里夫人更要负责为三位举行隆重葬礼,并料理一切身后之事。故而,我说她的任务,多得很呢。”

语音至此略顿,柳眉双扬,妙目微转,向魏老婆婆、容不哭、容不笑等,看了一眼,又复含笑说道:“不过,最后这种假若,几乎绝无可能。那位‘绝灭法王’呼延炳,又不是什么铜浇罗汉,铁铸金刚,任凭他三十年面壁,功候何等精深,也决非你们三位旷世好手,三马连环的车轮大战之敌。”

虞心影在这番话儿之内,暗藏机锋,表示了对抗“绝灭法王”

呼延炳的三人之中,仍是最后出手的“白发杀人王”魏老婆婆,最占便宜。

百里夫人笑道:“黄昏劲敌即临,老姊姊与虞令主请回静室休息,预作准备,我则为容大兄,容二兄,安排住所。”

群邪散后,魏老婆婆回到静室之中,向虞心影含笑问道:“虞令主,你好像在这三根草儿以上,动了手法,故意使我最后出手?”

虞心影点头笑道:“呼延炳三十年面壁,再度出世,功力必非等闲,我怎放心由魏老婆婆首先上阵,自然要设法使那两个自以为了不起的南荒怪物,去为老婆婆先抵挡‘绝灭法王’呼延炳的锐气。”

魏老婆婆点头笑道:“由容不哭、容不笑兄弟,先出手试探敌情,使我斟酌形势,谋定而动,确实十分有利。我真应谢谢虞令主的关怀之意,但你这手法,是怎么玩弄,竟能丝毫不显痕迹的呢?”

虞心影微笑说道:“一来我与老婆婆自结交以来,彼此情意深擎,有如姊妹,二来我对那容不哭、容不笑兄弟,印象欠佳,颇为讨厌。故而设法在抽取草儿的举措之上,略做手脚,让那两个狂妄东西,先替老婆婆消耗掉‘绝灭法王’呼延炳几成真力!据我所料,这‘南荒二怪、哭笑双翁’,若不在呼延炳手下,归诸劫数,也必于惨败以后,还要对老婆婆拜干娘呢。”

魏老婆婆点头笑道:“我知道你帮了我的忙儿,但不知是怎样帮忙而已?”

虞心影笑而不答,只是秀眉双挑地向魏老婆婆,缓缓伸开右掌。

魏老婆婆目光一注,只见虞心影右掌的掌纹之中,尚夹有极短极短的两段断草。

看了这两段断草,魏老婆婆方恍然大悟地,“哦”了一声,向虞心影含笑问道:虞令主的心思太妙,真亏你想得出来,你是不是把容不哭,和容不笑兄弟所抽的草儿,暗暗夹断一段?”

虞心影点头笑道:“我最讨厌容不笑的那张哭丧脸儿,和难听已极的‘呜呜’哭声,而在他抽取草儿之际,夹断得稍长二点,使容不笑成为第一个上阵牺牲人物。”

魏老婆婆抚掌笑道:“虞令主的这种手段,确实出入意料,奇妙得连容家兄弟那等经验老怪物,都看不出半丝破绽。”

虞心影得意笑道:“容不哭抽草之时,我再把草儿稍微夹断一点,老婆婆所抽,则是整根,这样一来,三根原本-般长短的草儿,便有了区别,而最长的一根完整草儿,也就自自然然地,到了老婆婆的手内。”

魏老婆婆笑道:“说句老实话,我和‘绝灭法王’呼延炳,三十年前一战,业已输他半掌,如今再度相逢,委实毫无制胜把握。”

但-来我最近静室用功,发现进境极大,内力真气之强,几乎增加了三成以上;二来有容不哭、容不笑兄弟,先出手与呼延炳恶斗两阵,既可消耗掉对方相当气力,更可使我冷跟旁观,看看呼延炳老怪这三十年来,练的是什么功力?约莫比昔日进步多少?

知己知彼,料敌而动,便大概有对成把握,绝不致于落败了。”

虞心影因尚未与“青幡仙客”卫涵秋洋谈,不知卫涵秋业已设法使魏老婆婆服食了“蛇发妖婆”百里夫人秘练毒药“腾胶丸”

之事,故而听说这位“白发杀人王”,功力竟陡加三成以上,不禁深觉诧异。

她们两人一番谈说之后,便双双静坐行功,以期充沛真元,应付黄昏恶战。

时光易逝,转瞬间,便近黄昏,“蛇发妖婆”百里夫人生恐“绝灭法王”呼延炳,先到不耐,又复乱发“绝灭神雷”,遂在红日卸山以前,便请魏老婆婆、虞心影、容不哭、容不笑,及闻人俊等,齐在“玄冰凹”口相待。

等未多久,四条人影,宛如陨电飞星般,从参天雪峰的峰展出现,一泻数十丈,驰落下“玄冰凹”口。

虞心影认识来人靠左边的一个是“九头太岁”邹夏,靠右边的一个是“九脂太岁”东门冰。

走在中央的其余二人,则是-个羽衣星冠的玄袍长髯道者,以及一个年约四十左右,但风韵犹存的神态骚媚红衣妇人。

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