四十二 岂能用饭桶来形容(1 / 2)

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正在吃饭的值哨将士闻听这阵响动,齐齐抬头望去,但见一名光着膀子,袒胸露背,面目狰狞,如同铁塔般的巨汉正扭着自己脖子,一双眼眸死死盯着他们手中的饭食,而最为醒目的就是他那油光发亮的头顶,再午时日照之下,竟是万分的明亮,地上两根粗重的铁戟至少有四十多斤重,给人一种异常粗犷的感觉,这家伙正是一人屠灭整个山匪窝,以食虎肉充饥的恶汉——韦巅!

“喂,我饿了~”

见那些士兵只顾盯着自己没反应,韦巅又冲他们吼了一声。

甲长这才回过神来,起身对他说道:“大块头,你饿了就进城去买点吃的吧,要是没钱,里面有大户在施粥,去那儿吧,不过你得先证明你自己身份才行……”

韦巅闻言,甩了甩自己粗壮的手臂对他们说道:“不行,我饿死了,等不了这么久,你们的饭菜先给我吃一些吧……”

甲长刚要出口反驳,忽然灵机一动,戏谑地对韦巅说道:“大块头,你想吃饭是吧?行,这里有菜有肉,还有米饭杂粮,有本事就把它们全干了……”

“此话当真?”韦巅闻言顿时两眼放光,“真的全给我一人吃么?”

“切……”甲长轻蔑的冷哼一声,随后继续说道:“不过丑话说在前面,你要没吃完就得把咱这一甲所有的碗都洗了,你敢不敢?”

韦巅没有理会甲长的戏谑,双眼一直盯着放在地上的饭食,随后大声说道:“如果我全吃完了呢?”

“哈哈……”甲长闻言顿时忍不住笑了起来,是满脸的不相信,“你要能吃完,你说你想干啥都行!”

“一言为定!”韦巅二话不说就一屁股坐了下来。

“快去拿个碗来!”甲长兴奋的对边上甲内将士吼了一声,“给他把饭盛满,看他怎么吃的下去!”

一名士兵小声对甲长担忧的说道:“甲长,这样不好吧?违反军纪啊……”

甲长挥挥手,满脸不在乎:“怕什么,我见过最能吃的也就六七碗饭,看这大块头架势,十碗撑死了,没事儿,出事我担着你只管去吧……”

“不用麻烦了!”韦巅大喝一声,“直接把饭桶拿来吧,这样也吃的舒坦……”

“好!够豪气,按这位壮士说的去做!快点……”甲长闻言更加兴奋,心道待会吃不下看我怎么收拾你。

很快装有八升米的木桶被端到了韦巅面前,韦巅二话不说,抬起木桶直接拿手就开始扒饭,这一幕看的周围士兵是目瞪口呆,满脸不可置信。

只见韦巅吃的是不亦乐乎,不时抓起筷子往菜盆里狠狠一戳,夹起一大堆菜肉鸡蛋就着饭桶大口大口的吃着,木桶里的八升米饭以肉眼可见的速度迅速减少,不多时就只剩下了一半……

“这他娘是饿鬼投胎么?”

甲长和周围士兵望着韦巅狼吞虎咽吃的津津有味的模样,喉结是不住上下滚动,看着架势很快桶里这八升米就要见底了……

“有水么?”当韦巅扒完最后一口饭,将吃的只剩饭粒渣子的木桶丢下后,嚼着嘴里的饭菜含糊的问道。

“给……”

一名士兵连忙掏出自己的水袋递到他跟前,韦巅一把抓过扬起脖子大灌一口后,将水袋丢回那士兵手中,便端起菜盆将内中剩余的肉菜倒入木桶之内,又抓起边上将士跟前的瓷碗,将吃剩的米饭也一并刀入随后,用长筷狠狠搅动几下,继续吃了起来……

“甲长,你似乎输定了啊,依我看这家伙根本还没有吃饱的样子……”

“去去去,没看还有那么多粗粮么?他吃的完么?”

面对士兵的疑虑,甲长虽然心里不停打鼓,但依旧装出一副淡定的模样。

不一会儿功夫,饭桶被吃的是干干净净,一粒米都不剩,韦巅似乎意犹未尽,随后眼神瞟向那杂粮桶,伸出舌头舔了下嘴唇边上的饭粒,随即起身提了过来,抓起内中的南瓜番薯还有土豆,连皮都不拨就吃了起来……

两刻钟后,一甲士兵的午饭全被韦巅一人吃的是一干二净,而全甲的将士仿佛看到怪物一般,全都傻了眼,愣在原地怔怔地望着他。

“妈的,这顿饭吃的才叫舒坦,嗝……”

心满意足的韦巅拍了拍结实的肚子,随后摸了下自己的光头,这才回过头来望着那甲长,露出一副胜利者的姿态说道:“多谢招待,接下来带老子去找花进这个王八蛋吧,听说他当了皇帝,下一顿老子打算在他那里吃!”

“花进……嗯?来人,警戒!”

甲长闻言顿时提起长矛大吼一声,瞬间一甲二十人手持兵刃将他团团围住。

“怎么?想不认账啊?”韦巅面对这二十包围,脸上神情没显一丝的惊慌,反而戏谑地看着甲长问道,“吃你一顿饭就想要老子的命?这可不厚道啊……”

“说,你和花进是何关系,花逆已与数日前被军督大人处于剐刑,你是不是他同党?”甲长一脸冷漠的说道。

“花进死了?”

韦巅闻言微微一愣,随后走到自己的两根铁戟旁,伸出脚掌轻轻一抬,两支超过四十斤重的铁戟就这么稳稳的被他抓在双掌间。

“算了,死了就死了,今天吃你们一顿饭,就饶你们一命吧,老子走了……”韦巅无所谓的丢下一句,转身就要离去。

而甲长哪里肯放他离开,连忙大吼道:“给我站住!你身份可疑,随我前去军营验明身份才能离开!”

“叮~~”

甲长话音刚落,一阵清脆的金属交接触响震的一甲将士耳膜都隐隐作痛。

只见韦巅回过头恶狠狠地对他们说道:“妈的,烦不烦!看样子不给你们一点教训是没法清静了!你们打算一起上,还是一个个来?”

“长矛结阵!”

“喝~”

二十人闻听甲长下令,立刻习惯性的组成阵列,十盾在前,十矛在后,冰冷的对准了韦巅那魁梧的身躯。

“军阵?有点意思!”韦巅眼眸闪过一丝寒芒,望着那长矛阵舔了舔嘴唇,随后将手中两枝铁戟虚空挥舞了一下,带起阵阵破空声响,“我倒想看看是不是虚张声势!”

“住手,你们在干什么!”

就在此时,正在放马的焦珞刚好路过,一见边城门口这架势,立马大吼着赶了过来。

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